All Christy wants is a diet coke
She doesn't want candy
She doesn't want a smoke
She doesn't want rubies
Or love notes in the sky
She doesn't want money
If you don't wanna die
You better get Christy a diet coke
Run and get Christy a diet coke
Who cares if it's midnight? A diet coke
If you like breathing, if you don't want to choke
You better get Christy a diet motherfuckin' coke