Bill Wheatley didn't tell me much about himself
So I'm gonna make it up as I go along
When he moved from Baltimore
To the city of Los Angeles
He was probably running from the law
Bill Wheatley is a trekkie but he hates the World of Warcraft
So I can only guess he has no heart
But with all that extra time, he probably has a friend or two
And that will do for a start
That will do for a start
Bill, I'm joking -
I know you have a heart