She's a one-woman crime wave
With a feather in her cap
I hope you didn't want to keep that
Money in the bank
Or that blood inside your head
No, with her running loose
You're better off dead
A one-woman crime wave
With a feather in her cap
I know it's hard to believe that
She can cause such chaos on her own
You always can find her footprints
When a vault gets blown
The Mad Hatter doesn't need to sleep
So when your eyes snap shut,
You better pray she isn't near
The Mad Hatter always plays for keeps
So when the chips are down
Don't bluff, 'cause she will smell your fear